Questions for god

I read this letter posted in Raja Petra's Malaysiatoday posted her for your reading pleasure.

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... end of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia.

PS. It would be a dammed shame if I couldn’t own a Canadian

I wish i could own some slaves from Thailand or singapore.

Muhyiddin Yassin a new leaf..betulkah

The DPM today said "We should no longer fight for our own race like what we did some 50 years ago where UMNO fought for the rights and interests of the Malays, MCA for the Chinese and MIC for the Indians."The people now want a new approach and they want us to fight for all Malaysians, not our race alone. We must take notice of this and work along this line," said Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin.
Wow I am impressed now that the DPM is talking about 1 Malaysia which he opposed initially! He even called himself Malay first and rest later some time ago! Now a new man, wonder what happened. Anything is possible in politics as far as Malaysia is concerned. By the way he said this during the opening of the Federal Territory People's Progressive Party convention at the Putra World Trade Centre. He knows that Malaysian are gullible!A fox may be a sheep's hide but will never be a sheep!

Melayu bangkit.....

Now we have "Melayu Bangkit" after Perkosa or was it Perkasa. Well it must be a coincidence when Mahathir was at both of these functions. By the way Mahathir is Melayu tulen according to Perkosa President Ibrahim something. Nak kata bodoh..pun tak boleh, tak kata bodoh pun susah juga! Wondering what will happen if the Chinese and Indian start a "Cina Bangkit" or "India Bangkit" rally? what will UMNO say? Will they start a May 13?

What's Zul's and Perkosa's stand

When the whole nation is talking about the gambling issue yet I do not hear any whisper either from Zulkifli Nordin the defender of Islam who vowed that he'll do anything to defend Islam or the Perkosa leader. I suppose Zul was appointed as guardian of Islam in Malaysia,either by Mohammed (pbup) or may by allah? Ibrahim Ali the Perkosa leader has not even opened his mouth so far? Where is his keris that he pulled out of his ass and shove it into his nose during the inauguration of his organisation by Mamak Kutty Mahathir?
Why keep quiet, say something lah, kan alchohol and gambling is prohibited in Islam and Malaysian being a Islamic country under federal constitution which both of you have used numerous times in the past. Has it being legalised now in Islam in particular Malaysia.

Mahathir want Samy to quit

Former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad thinks that MIC president S. Samy Vellu should quit his post altogether "if he knows what's good for him".The only reason he gave is that he is no longer in government and neither are the others who were once with him. Why is Mahathir picking on Samy, when we have the equally glaring case of Rajah Abdul Taib Mahmud in Sarawak? Like Samy, he refuses to go away as well and continues to hang to power. Taib became Sarawak chief minister even before Mahathir became prime minister in early 1981.
So Mamak Mahathir why dah, you see no reason to call Taib to quit but only Samy. Is it because of he is am Indian? Dai Samy, the mamak is attacking you dah? What u going to do? Nothing I suppose, 52 years no do anything? Aiyo..karavaleh!