Kerismudin's U Turn

I read this Patrick Teoh's blog NIAMAH. This is a classic cas ehow dumb our Home Minister is just like the one before. Conclusion say "Tak Nak to UMNO Products"

No lah. Diorang achah aje. Joking only. You give me a couple of days and I will say something completely different la. Boleh?
The animal manure that can be gathered from just ONE press conference by Hishamuddin Hussein can fertilise hectares of Malaysian soil. Just take a whiff of what was reported in The Malaysian Insider yesterday.
Headline: Hisham defends cow-head protestors

Quotes: "They felt victimised and feel that there is another valid explanation on their part. There was no intention on their part to cause racial divide."
Ah so...of course. That's why they organised a march with screaming banners and fiery speeches and shouted about majority and minority races.

"(they) didn’t even know that somebody was going to bring the head of the cow during that demonstration."
Ah so...of course. But since somebody brought it along it would not be polite to refuse the offering ya? Oh. while we're at it might as well stomp on it and spit on it as well.

"If I wanted to use the issue to create chaos in Selangor, I can but we didn’t take such actions"
Ah so...of course. You are an elected people's representative and a Yang Berhormat and so you can say silly things like this. You can create chaos but out of the kindness of your heart (not common sense mind you) you won't la. Ribuan terima kasih, YB.

"I have it in my records to show there were cases where a pig-head was used by irresponsible parties including leaving the head in front of an Umno building covered by an Umno flag"
Ah so...of course. Errr...there were cases ah? More than one ah? When? Where? Who? Tell us la so we can also kick their asses instead of just yours. Oh by the way, while you're at it also tell us how your people handled those cases. Were they as understanding as your goodself?

"If it can be resolved quickly and can be done with both sides understanding each other ... why would we want to penalise anybody?"

Ah so...of course. You are such a magnanimous minister. Your late father would have been proud. And I love the last part of your statement..."why would we want to penalise anybody?" Damn blaardy classic la.

There you go, if this government is not chnaged soon they'll rape this country and leave it dry!